Post PND fallen message

[Kani]

This person is fetid beyond recognition
This person is becoming part of the dirt
This person is part of the forest

Apologies, but I have to object to these three. The problem with the first one is that fetid doesn't really make sense in the context. The only way I can imagine someone being so fetid you'd not recognise them is if they raised such a scent that you couldn't bear to get near. Otherwise, smell doesn't usually make someone unrecognisable.

Regarding the second two, they're too specific and couldn't be used with fallens in all locales. If someone was fallen in the Abyss and becoming part of the forest, I'd be more than a little confused.

On a more constructive note, some suggestions for messages:
This body is disfigured beyond recognition.
This body is unidentifiable.
This body shows few signs of life.
This body is approaching death.
This body is bound to earth by spirit alone.

For dark berry poisoning (good idea, Zynx):
This body is unresponsive.

[Bakunan]

Maybe this'll spark some other suggestions:

- Pink Floyd type messages:
"Hello... is there anybody in there?"
"This body is another brick in the (crypt) wall."

- Monty Python type messages:
"This is an ex-exile."
"This body is no more."
"This body is singing with the choir invisible."
"Bring out your dead."
"This body is strewn across the landscape."

[Kerrah]

- Monty Python type messages:"This body is no more."

"It has ceased to be!"

[Eldon]

- Monty Python type messages:"This body is no more."

"It has ceased to be!"

"It's berift of life!"

[mrfancypants]

Slightly serious, only because it would make me laugh:
"• This body is only mostly dead."

Not serious at all:
"• Why are you bothering? Does he/she owe you money?"
"• You've seen worse."
"• Go through his clothes and look for loose change."

[Kani]

This body is pining for the fjords.

[Gandor Durin]

"Who put this skeleton where <exile> was fallen?"
"Quit jabbing that corpse and go train some horus already!"
"You need exactly 1 more Horus to raise this fallen. ...Just kidding, they're totally dead!"
"It's like trying to raise the dead, but Necromancy is not your forte!"
"<exile> has fallen and definitely cannot get up!"
"The Grim Reaper chuckles at your wasted efforts."
"Consider this spam, since absolutely nothing can be done about this lifeless lump of flesh."
"Extra crispy or original?"
"Your <healing item> weeps for <exile>."
"That's not a shovel, what are you trying to do exactly?"
"Raising someone this fallen is easy -- but apparently not for you."
"If <exile> moves, be afraid. Be very afraid."

[Bakunan]

- Monty Python type messages:"This body is no more."

"It has ceased to be!"

"It's berift of life!"

Ah, it has been too long since I've seen the Parrot sketch.

"This body wouldn't vrroomm if you had an orga hemlock put 10 thousand volts through it."

[Merlisk]

- Monty Python type messages:"This body is no more."

"It has ceased to be!"

"It's berift of life!"

Ah, it has been too long since I've seen the Parrot sketch.

"This body wouldn't vrroomm if you had an orga hemlock put 10 thousand volts through it."

Try YouTube. That's one of my favorite skits.

[Cinnamon]

I'm afraid. What if PND has a cap? Some smartypants might say, "Yeah, let's make 'em even deader than dead."

I like the breakdown PND suggestion in like 100 or 200 Horus increments.

[Talin]

"Who put this skeleton where <exile> was fallen?"
"Quit jabbing that corpse and go train some horus already!"
"You need exactly 1 more Horus to raise this fallen. ...Just kidding, they're totally dead!"
"It's like trying to raise the dead, but Necromancy is not your forte!"
"<exile> has fallen and definitely cannot get up!"
"The Grim Reaper chuckles at your wasted efforts."
"Consider this spam, since absolutely nothing can be done about this lifeless lump of flesh."
"Extra crispy or original?"
"Your <healing item> weeps for <exile>."
"That's not a shovel, what are you trying to do exactly?"
"Raising someone this fallen is easy -- but apparently not for you."
"If <exile> moves, be afraid. Be very afraid."

roflol. Best I heared in a long time Doubt that this style will get implemented (unfortunately), but really LOL

[Shakyamuni]

"Who put this skeleton where <exile> was fallen?"
"Quit jabbing that corpse and go train some horus already!"
"You need exactly 1 more Horus to raise this fallen. ...Just kidding, they're totally dead!"
"It's like trying to raise the dead, but Necromancy is not your forte!"
"<exile> has fallen and definitely cannot get up!"
"The Grim Reaper chuckles at your wasted efforts."
"Consider this spam, since absolutely nothing can be done about this lifeless lump of flesh."
"Extra crispy or original?"
"Your <healing item> weeps for <exile>."
"That's not a shovel, what are you trying to do exactly?"
"Raising someone this fallen is easy -- but apparently not for you."
"If <exile> moves, be afraid. Be very afraid."

I have to agree with Talin here.. This would be the most fun, but not likely.. But man I laughed so hard...